Sharma Ji - Marwa rahe ho :-)

Sharma Ji Khatiya Khareed Ke ghar ja rahe the.

Gupta Ji - Kitne Ki Laaye?
Sharma Ji - Rs.800 ki
Gupta Ji - Marwa aaye gaand? Rs.600 mein to Mandir k paas mil jaati.

Thoda aage, Gopi- Kitne Ki Laaye?
Sharma Ji - Rs.600 ki
Gopi - Marwa aaye? Rs.400 ki to Meena Bazaar mein mil jaati.

Fir aage, Verma Ji - Sharma Ji, kahan se aa rahe ho?
Sharma Ji - Gaand Marwa ke.
Verma Ji - Acha, Khatiya bhi khud ki lekar gaye the???????