Shopkeeper - "There is no free gift with this oil bottle"
Gopi Sharma - "U cheat, it is written on the bottle- cholesterol free"
Topi Gupta to a girl:"I want to marry you"
Girl: "But I am 2 years elder to you"
Topi: "No problem then, I will marry you after 2 years".
Photographer Gopi was focusing his camera on a dead body's face in a funeral.
Suddenly all relatives started beating him.
Why????
He said,"SMILE PLEASE".
Topi Gupta, our baniya, gets ready, wears tie, coat and goes out.
Everyday he climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asked him why he does so.
Baniya said- "I have been promoted as Branch Manager".
Gopi sharma goes to a party.
He introduces himself - I pandit, she panditain, the boy my kid and the girl my Kidney.
Gopi Sharma - "U cheat, it is written on the bottle- cholesterol free"
Topi Gupta to a girl:"I want to marry you"
Girl: "But I am 2 years elder to you"
Topi: "No problem then, I will marry you after 2 years".
Photographer Gopi was focusing his camera on a dead body's face in a funeral.
Suddenly all relatives started beating him.
Why????
He said,"SMILE PLEASE".
Topi Gupta, our baniya, gets ready, wears tie, coat and goes out.
Everyday he climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asked him why he does so.
Baniya said- "I have been promoted as Branch Manager".
Gopi sharma goes to a party.
He introduces himself - I pandit, she panditain, the boy my kid and the girl my Kidney.
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