Thursday, 23 February 2012

GOPI, TOPI- Baby, Goat, Proposal, Psychotherapist, Breaking News!!

Gopi cries loudly outside the hospital.
Topi asked,"Why are you crying?"
Gopi replied, "My wife had a baby after 20 years......................that too............... SOOOOOOO SMALL!!"


Topi was riding on a goat and roaming around.
Gopi said,"Police will catch you."
Topi,"Why?"
Gopi,"You are not wearing a helmet."
Topi,"Cant you see its a 4 wheeler!!"




One day a girl proposed Gopi Sharma and he denied and said that in our family, we marry only our relatives.
My mom married my dad!
My brother married my sister-in-law!
My uncle married my aunt!!.. and so on.
So please excuse me.


Dr. Singh, the psychotherapist, wanted a "Sign Board" to be painted infront of his clinic.
Our Baniya painter Topi Gupta painted,"Dr Singh Psycho The Rapist"




Breaking News!!
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard
Gopi, Topi with many more pandits and baniyas have so far found 50 bodies and are still..... DIGGING FOR MORE.

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