Girlfriend asked Gopi Sharma -
Gopi Sweetheart, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Gopi replied, "Sure darling, What's your phone number?"
Once Topi Gupta, the doctor, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you are dead."
The friend smiled and said, "But you see I'm alive."
Impossible, said Topi. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you."
Dr. Topi Gupta to his patient - "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
Gopi Sharma proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to the jungle and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again barefeet!"
Gopi and Topi were boasting of their parents achievements to each other
Gopi : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Topi : 'Yes, I have'
Gopi : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Topi : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Gopi : 'Yes, I have.'
Topi : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Gopi Sweetheart, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Gopi replied, "Sure darling, What's your phone number?"
Once Topi Gupta, the doctor, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you are dead."
The friend smiled and said, "But you see I'm alive."
Impossible, said Topi. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you."
Dr. Topi Gupta to his patient - "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
Gopi Sharma proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to the jungle and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again barefeet!"
Gopi and Topi were boasting of their parents achievements to each other
Gopi : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Topi : 'Yes, I have'
Gopi : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Topi : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Gopi : 'Yes, I have.'
Topi : 'Well, my father killed it.'
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